Top 20 Facts of Mamak by FunnyMalaysia 1. Mamak is by nature a dealer in curries, and curries are the most powerful drug known to humanity2. ”To go to Mamak or not to got to Mamak” is really a silly question3. A lady who loves to go to Mamak is a lady to love. We”ll raise our teh tarik to that4. Mamak is the epicentre of all the current unity and peace since day one5. Eating alone at the Mamak stall in your college life is not a big deal anymore6. Haze or not, Mamak still Mamak7. If you boycott Mamak, the only things left are typical nasi campur and overpriced fancy restaurant 8. Mamak’s stall matter. Late night session with friends at Mamak is the best!9. It’s either you go lepak Mamak or you go home10. Mamak brings everyone together. 11. You automatically speak Mamak accent when talking to Mamak. Don’t lie12. Be rich like Mamak or die trying13. Hak menebar roti hak Mamak14. Mamak came and went but curries stay15. Mamak earns more money that you. Fact16. Mamak’s ice milo is better than your home-made ice milo. Fact17. Mamak speaks to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the party18. Mamak celebrate those who take their girls to kedai Mamak for a date19. Yes, Mamak is the best. No GST and No MSG. Apa lagi you mahu?20. Not all Chinese are bad not all Malays are bad. But roti canai Mamak with telur mata is still the best See morePrevious article This guy explains why he hates Chinese and IndiansNext article This guy explains why Chinese and Indian schools (vernacular schools) system won’t work Written by FunnyMalaysia The leading media company in Malaysia for the social age, intensely focused on delivering high quality original reporting, insights and viral contents.