Top 20 Facts of Mamak

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1. Mamak is by nature a dealer in curries, and curries are the most powerful drug known to humanity

2. ”To go to Mamak or not to got to Mamak” is really a silly question

3. A lady who loves to go to Mamak is a lady to love. We”ll raise our teh tarik to that


4. Mamak is the epicentre of all the current unity and peace since day one


5. Eating alone at the Mamak stall in your college life is not a big deal anymore

6. Haze or not, Mamak still Mamak

7. If you boycott Mamak, the only things left are typical nasi campur and overpriced fancy restaurant 


8. Mamak’s stall matter. Late night session with friends at Mamak is the best!

9. It’s either you go lepak Mamak or you go home

10. Mamak brings everyone together. 

11. You automatically speak Mamak accent when talking to Mamak. Don’t lie


12. Be rich like Mamak or die trying

13. Hak menebar roti hak Mamak


14. Mamak came and went but curries stay

15. Mamak earns more money that you. Fact

16. Mamak’s ice milo is better than your home-made ice milo. Fact

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17. Mamak speaks to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the party

18. Mamak celebrate those who take their girls to kedai Mamak for a date


19. Yes, Mamak is the best. No GST and No MSG. Apa lagi you mahu?

20. Not all Chinese are bad not all Malays are bad. But roti canai Mamak with telur mata is still the best

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