Jibby was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space…

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Jibby was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space. 3 potential astronauts were called for an interview – one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese. 

Jibby interviews the Indian guy first: 

Jibby: “So Muthu, this is a dangerous mission…how much do you think you should be paid for?”

Muthu: “1 million ringgit.”

Jibby: “Why so much??”

Muthu: “Nowadays alcohol all very expensive, Datuk”…

Jibby: “I seee..Your interview is over, please ask the Malay guy to come in now”

So the Malay guy walks up, and is asked the same question:

Mat: “Uh…2 juta boleh lah buat”

Jibby: “2 juta banyak lah bro! Even the aneh before you only asked for 1 juta je”

Mat: “You see, Datuk…Saya ada 4 istri dan 15 anak. Macam mana nak survive bro”

Jibby: “I see..tolong bawak Ah Chong masuk”

The Chinese guy comes in

Jibby: “Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission..how much do you think you should be paid for?”

Ah Chong: *Thinks for awhile* and said “3 million boss”

Jibby: “What!? 3 million??! Why so much!?”

Ah Chong: *Beckons Jibby to come closer, and whispers..”One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million we send the aneh into space”


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