How to be a Malaysian Driver by FunnyMalaysia 1. Use your hands to communicate with other drivers2. Instead of using your car honk, flash your lights3. If you are on the fast lane and there is another car in front of you..Drive as close as you can get to that car and start flashing lights4. Emergency lane? No problem, bro! Can go5. Jalan Sehala? No problem, bro! Can go also!6. No parking? Double park, bro!7. Got summoned? No problem, bro! No need to pay one! Or otherwise, just bribe the policeman8. And whenever you see a policeman and speed-trap, slow down your car immediately9. If you want to be a Malaysian Driver, it is important for you to understand how we see the traffic light here. The picture below explains all10. Get your phone ready when there is an accident and start taking pictures or videos11. Speaking of accidents, don’t forget to note down the car’s number plate to buy “nombor” at the lottery store12. And finally, never allow anyone to cut your lane during traffic jam although you have been cutting other people’s lane since the first day you started driving See morePrevious article Perodua Axia to go on sale in Malaysia, price and detailsNext article 15 Types of College Students in Malaysia Written by FunnyMalaysia The leading media company in Malaysia for the social age, intensely focused on delivering high quality original reporting, insights and viral contents.