Attention To All Malaysian Men. Knowing These Will Save You From A Lot Of Trouble

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1. Keeping your fingernails neat and trimmed is a sign of sexual intelligence 

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2. Boxer-briefs are better than boxers and briefs

3. Don’t go to the grocery store hungry

4. She isn’t always right. She will appreciate you standing up for yourself

5. Keep a sweater in your car. Your wife/girlfriend/date will be cold at some point in time 

6. The majority of the time, a women doesn’t want you to solve her problems when venting to you. Rather she just wants you to listen to said problems/issue

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7. Putting/Using Rogaine on your face every day for a month will not make your beard grow better/thicker. It will just give you horrible acne

8. When shaving your Adam’s apple, in order to not cut yourself swallow and hold to make it ‘flatter’

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9. Treat women like people

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10. And if you’re looking to date the woman you’re talking to.. Rilaks lah bro! You got to keep your cool in front of the ladies! Get a nice cold refreshing drink before going up to her. A girl needs to feel that her man is confident!”

See for yourself:

11. You have to wash everywhere. Including places where the sun doesn’t shine

12. Compliment a woman on her shoes. It does wonders

13. Keep RM40 hidden in your wallet. This is for emergencies only. Not I-need-to-buy-beer emergencies, but I-need-to-get-home emergencies

14. You don’t have to get married, even though it seems like that is all everyone is talking about

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15. You seriously need to keep your cool, gay men do not automatically fancy you, just because they are gay

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