9 Rules Malaysian Broke All The Time But No Shits Were Given


1. Smoking in the “No Smoking” compound

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2. Double Parking

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3. Respecting the Prime Minister and King ( That’s right! It’s one of the rules)



4. Malaysia is a Muslim country. Muslims are not suppose to be drinking!

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5. Crossing the roads without using the Zebra Lane or the pedestrian bridge

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6. Bribery. But our famous catch phrase, “Tolonglah Bang”

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7. Mamak stalls opening tables on parking lots

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8. Modifying cars

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9. Going over the speed limit. Yet we complain when get summoned


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