25 Man Secrets That All Men Should Be Aware Of. Knowing These Will Save You a Lot Of Trouble

26 ways men
1. Confidence is the f*cking key to everything. It is also the key to f*cking everything


2. Keeping your fingernails neat and trimmed is a sign of sexual intelligence
3. You know that cream that removes leg hair for women? DO NOT USE THAT ON YOUR BALLS. Just Don’t!!


4. Boxer-briefs are better than boxers or briefs
5. A steak needs to rest after it comes off the heat for a few minutes before you cut into it for maximum flavour
6. You can use a rubber band to pull out a stripped screw by placing it in between the screw and your screwdriver/drill


7. A sane 6 is better than a crazy 9 
8. Don’t go to the grocery store hungry
9. She isn’t always right. She will appreciate you sticking up for yourself. Just don’t be a dick about it


10. Use baby-wipes for wiping. Your life will change
11. Shower beer. Do it, your life will also change
12. Keep a sweater in your car. Your wife/girlfriend/date will be cold at some point in time
13. The majority of the time, a woman doesn’t want you to solve her problems when venting to you. Rather she just wants you to listen to said problems/issues


14. Putting Rogaine on your face every day for a month will not make your beard grow better/thicker. It will just give your horrible acne
15. When shaving your Adam’s apple, in order to not cut yourself swallow and hold to make it “flatter’


16.Treat women like people. Too many guys talk to girls as if they’re goddamn alien race
17.Beards don’t make you hot in the summer. They make you cool
18. Gay men do not automatically fancy you, just because they are gay


19. Don’t touch your genitals after cutting jalapenos. Seriously
20. You have to wash everywhere. Including where the sun doesn’t shine. You know what I meant.
21. Righty tighty, lefty loosy!
22. Compliment a woman on her shoes. It does wonders
23. If you have a job interview, drive the route to the building the day before. That way you’re comfortable with the route and you won’t be searching for the building stressed out
24. Keep 40$ hidden in your wallet. This is for emergencies only. Not I-need-to-buy-beer emergencies, but I-need-to-get-home emergencies
25. You don’t have to get married, even though it seems like that is all everyone is talking about


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