20 Friends We Malaysians Have

Singapore and Malaysia 2009
1. The Delay King (always not punctual) – Most of us have this type of friend. The friend who is always ”on the way” or ”5 minutes will reach”
2. The Bo Jio Friend – The friend that says ”I will stay at home tonight” but will end up going out to some party and their pictures will be all over Facebook


3. The Gossip King/Queen – The friend that has all the latest insights of your group of friends. ”You know ah, Adam is actually gay. Dont’t tell anyone ok? Promise?
4. The Business Friend (MLM) – The friend that always starts with a conversation like these, ” Bro, actually what do you see yourself in 5 years time? Employment suck right? Hate your boss? Why don’t you start your own business? or ” Hey man, checkout my new ride. You should join Score A bro, can drive this car like me.”


5. The Hamsap Friend – The friend that always talk about girls in a dirty manner, who also always brings random girl to your group of friends and they probably have a lifetime membership for a brothel
6. The Rich Friend – The friend that can do anything, any time, anywhere and who probably drives a Continental Car
7. The Broke Friend – The friend that always no money to pay for things. ”Hey bro, can borrow me 13 bucks? I want to buy cigarettes”
8. The ”Girlfriend” – Most of the guys who has this type of friend are usually in the friendzone list of their girlfriend
9. The Racist Friend – The friend that doesn’t like any other race besides his or hers. ”You look good for an indian ah”, ”You have big eyes for a chinese ah”, ”You are smart for a Malay ah”


10. The Blur Friend – The friend that is always dazing off into space. Usually very bad in directions as well
11. The Know It All Friend – The friend that always knows everything about every single inch of a topic. Sometimes this type of friends tend to dominate your conversations.
12. The Friends That Only Call You When They Need Something – The friend that always calls you up when you have something to benefit him/her
13. The Social Network Friend – The friend that always come out for ”yamcha session”, ends up with the phone

People busy with their smartphones in New York city

14. The Party Friend – The friend that is always ready for party. Usually these type of friends can’t brighten up their day without alcohol
15. The Gamer Friend – The friend always talks about who he/she pawned in the game last night. Usually the only game they usually talk about is Dota or Left 4 Dead

12 Sabah Gamers 7

16. The Picky Friend – The friend that only can eat or go to a certain place only. Usually these type of friends are annoying as they only lookout for their interest.
17. The Emo/Stressed up Friend – The friend that has more problems than a President of a country
18. The Facebook Friend – We all know that we have this type of friends. We add them on Facebook but we never talk to them in the real world
19. The Hook up Friend – The friend that can get you anything. ” I know a guy, who knows a friend, who knows a friend, who knows a friend, who knows a friend’s cousin who sells weed.”
20. The Friend That Has Your Back – Any finally we all have this type of friends. Even though they may consist of the few types of friends that we have listed, these type of friends we have got your back 24/7. They would listen to your stories for hours if it makes you feel better and when you have problems they are the first ones to be there.

Written by FunnyMalaysia

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