15 Funny facts about Malaysian culture

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1. National excuse for hair loss – Maggi mee
2. National excuse for being late – Traffic jam
3. National condom: 

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None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye…. and later realize they took from the peanuts shelf.
4. National fake illness for getting medical certificate (MC) (For Malaysian men) – Food poisoning
5. National fake illness for getting medical certificate (MC) (For Malaysian women) – Menstrual pain
6. National excuse given by Malaysian women when refusing sex: 

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Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, period, haven’t removed make-up, haven’t had a shower, no water supply, going to watch “Desperate Housewives”, depressed, no mood, etc…
7. National excuse given by Malaysian men when refusing sex:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
8. National cure for headaches – Panadol 
9. National cure for dizziness – Minyak Cap Kapak
10. National CAUSE for dizziness for young Malaysians – Happy hour 

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11. National cure for dizziness for young Malaysians – Police roadblocks 
12. National rubbish bin – Anywhere…As long as it is not in your house
13. National favourite day – Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Public Holiday, Payday 
14. National sport – DOTA
15. National searches on Yahoo! and Google – Sex Melayu, Melayu tudung bogel, skodeng amoi, Melayu tembam, kongkek cikgu

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