1. If you carry a big handbag, there is a high chance inside got food
You treat is as Touch ‘n Go cause you never know when you might need it.
2. When you are eating, people around you will be like “Why can’t you stop eating?” and you be like “Can you shut up! I’m eating”
3. You hate brushing your teeth at night because if you do that, you can’t eat anymore
4. You actually cuddled your food before
5. You promise yourself that you’ll never gonna eat again cause you are so full after eating a huge meal…But after 20 minutes, you eat again
6. For you, food is more important than clothes
In other words, you spend more money on food compared to clothes.
7. When it comes to grocery shopping…You absolutely LOVE IT!
8. You spend time thinking about food more than people
And if you date a person who don’t love food, it just doesn’t work. Even in a million years.
9. At times, you use PMS as an excuse for eating so much…even when it’s nowhere near the time of your month
10. 90 percent of your Instagram images involves food
11. Speaking about Instagram, at times you post other images to make people think that you are actually doing something else other than eating
12. Sometimes you wonder whether you are pregnant…It turns out to be “food baby”
13. You eat. Then you sleep the next minute. When you wake up, you regret what you did
And you do it all over again.
14. People will never understand you. But you’ve never been happier