12 Simple Ways To Piss Off Your Boyfriend


1. Test his patience

2. Remember everything he says and promises. Bring it up whenever he breaks the promise, even if it’s after a month


3. Interrupt his bro time by calling him 5 to 10 times AT LEAST

4. Flirt with other guys when he’s around.


5. Throw a tantrum whenever he tries to brush you off even if he said he’s tired and sleepy.


6. Tell him all the guys that hits on you whenever he’s not around.

7. Test his next level of patience

8. Make him choose between you and his friends


9. Make him choose between you and his mother

10. Compare EVERYTHING


11. Interrupt his gaming time.

12. Give him blue balls (the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cumming when he knows he should)


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