1. Your Smart Tag won’t read on the toll booth and waving it like an idiot doesn’t work this time.
2. You cannot see Tower 1 from Tower 2 of KLCC.
3. You wash your green car just to come back and find the colour is now matte grey.
4. You are forced to use Firechat to talk to your friends even though there’s no street rally.
5. For once, there is actually some visible grey matter in Putrajaya.
6. Your Mint, Strawberry and Pineapple flavoured vape all tastes the same- like Cool Smog.
7. If Superman fought Batman in KL, the fight would last shorter than an Anwar Ibrahim corruption trial.
8. If you got a flu in the haze, it will last longer than an Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial.
9. Your GPS laughs and goes “I give up”
10. You can’t view Astro and you’re unsure if its because the haze is messing with your satellite or if your field of vision has been reduced to less than the distance of your TV screen.